We Mamas of Razzi give thanks that our attention whore moms anonymous tipsters don't send the media our entire holiday itinerary.
We're even more thankful that our dads don't send the media staged photos of themselves and their girlfriends enjoying voluntary holiday community service.
We're most thankful of all that our dads don't have girlfriends who look disturbingly like us because that's WAY off the Creep-O-Meter.
Last but certainly not least, we un-snarkily thank you guys, our wonderful, funny readers. Happy Thanksgiving!
Voluntary community service? In that family? Really?
As for the girlfriend, she looks a bit too much like the Famous Daughter...
Many thanks to the Mamas of Razzi for keeping us entertained and informed, as well as allowing us readers to hone our Inner Snark.