Parents, Plan Ahead!

Jul
09

Parents, Plan Ahead!

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Heroin Addiction? Check.

DUI (2)? Check.

Possible Jail Time? Check.

Eating Disorder? Check.

Pregnant? Probably.

According to Lionel Richie, daughter Nicole is simply doing all the things that she should be doing at this stage of her life...

Good to know.

So, um, with that stellar parenting mantra in place, I guess Nicole's foray into robbing banks and small animal torture is just around the corner.


thanks, US Magazine

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Ummmm... perhaps his version of "normal" and "age-appropriate" is a bit skewed? Because at 25, I had a 3 year old son and a husband and a full-time job. I got over the dabbling in drugs and thed eating disorder a bit younger than that. And I haven't ever gone to jail, either.

*vomit*

My oldest dd is SO distraught. The baby-daddy is reported to be Joel Madden from Good Charlotte and she is a HUGE GC fan.
But still, *vomit*

HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW FOR SURE IF SHE'S PREGNANT YET.
Holy dysfunctional enabler, Batman!

As soon as my kids get home from camp, I'm going to get started on that list right away. Might as well cycle through these things sooner rather than later.

Well, at her age wasn't he "Dancin' On The Ceiling", dating a "Brick House", only to find out she was more a "Deep River Woman" and couldn't play it "All Night Long"?

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