Thin-again Courtney Love blames last year's 50 pound weight gain on...macrobiotic food. She claims that the uber-healthy diet her former cook prepared somehow made her fat.
Courtney, somebody has to tell you. Green Tea is macrobiotic. An 800-calorie Long Island Ice Tea is NOT.
photo: mtv.com
Words fail me. Somehow *skanky* doesn't even do this justice.
People reports that Courtney lost the weight with meal replacement shakes. How come SlimFast chose Rachel instead of Courtney?
I'd find Courtney a lot more believable as the SlimFast spokesperson than Rachel. After all, SlimFast already has a market brand with spokesfreaks.
But I do sorta miss Batshit Crazy Anna Nicole. That bitch could teach even Britney a few things.
Someone needs to tell her that "macrobiotic" is not "the munchies".
I don't know that the words "Courtney" and "believable" belong together in the same sentence...
Will somebody please get her to STOP ALREADY with the out of control plastic surgery!! Yikies!
I'm just glad her pits are shaved for this picture. Seriously, she is skanky enough without hairy pits too.
I'm just glad her pits are shaved for this picture. Seriously, she is skanky enough without hairy pits too.