It's not easy being Bruce Willis' daughter, Rumer. You have to deal with getting your picture splashed all over the internet. Worse yet, you get pictured with your smasho'ed dad who's looking a little worse for wear.
Bruce's goofy looks are explained in Bruce's recent Playboy interview, particularly this "Nope, I'm not addicted" paragraph:
"I've gone full circle. I smoked weed, and my kids know that. I quit drinking for a chunk of time. I never drank when my kids were around. By now I've learned I can have a couple of drinks or some wine and then stop. I'll have a martini from time to time--vodka, ice-cold, straight up, bone-dry, twist. But especially when you're working, the recovery period is just too much. I go for months without drinking anything. This works for me, but I know people who have to maintain 24-hour vigilance. It's a dangerous thing to say, 'Yes, I was in AA, and now I take a drink on occasion.' Hard-core AA people will say that's a bad message. I'm just telling you my experience."
To make matters worse, Rumer's mom, Demi Moore, has well-photographed heartbreaking jones she denies: Face-mangling Botox addiction.
The good news: By default, "Damn that overachieving chin gene!" Rumer's becoming the best looking one in the family.
It's actually spelled "Rumer."
I keep hoping one of the Willis girls will change her name to something normal, like Jane or Ruth, and announce that she's going to become a research librarian at an Ivy League school. But there's just no shaking one's DNA, so they'll probably all go into acting. Let's hope they're better than their mother. How long until the plastic surgery starts?
Beth, I KNEW something looked wrong! This is what happens when you post from a Wi-Fi McDonald's. You think I'm kidding? I wish.
That poor thing, she looks so awful. It's not like her parents are hideous, so what's up with that chin??