Nice timing, celebs. Pop out those babies the same week that Poppy's in Paris and SarahO's moving to Boulder.
And thanks LOADS for giving us too darn little to snark about. Check it out:
Julia Roberts and hubby gave their new baby a perfectly normal name, Henry.
Tiger Woods and wife named their baby girl Sam. Again, normal normal normal.
Jeff Gordon and wife named their brand-new daughter Ella. Ho hum.
Keri Russell and husband named their newborn son River. Nice try but *yawn*.
Four babies, zero weird names.
Eight parents and it's been freaking forever since they've done anything scandalous.
Sigh. So many babies, so little to snark about.
What can we say but:
HEY CELEBS! QUIT THAT BEHAVING!
DON'T MAKE US COME DOWN THERE!
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It's only a matter of time before Dina Lohan does something (When's Lindsay out of rehab?) or Britney Spears goes back into rehab, so we should just enjoy this brief respite while we can.
I feel bad for Phinnasus. Imagine being that kid in 10 years and wondering what the fuck he did to deserve that name?
Poor Julia's twins... going to have to take shit from that little Henry over their weird ass names. Funny.. the first thought I had when I saw the headline and the name was.. that's it?? HENRY??? I mean it's a nice name and all but... poor little Hazel and Phinneas.
Well, at least Julia Roberts calls little Phinneas "Finn", whereas Apple Martin is just stuck with that name forever. And look at the Willis girls: Rumer, Tallulah, and Scout. WTF?!
And.......let's not forget poor little Pilot Inspecktor, son of Jason Lee...OMG!!
Well, I'm sure Britney will do something crazy soon. And if not, we can keep beating the "Is Nicole pregnant or not?" horse to death. And if she is, imagine the name she'll choose. Awwww, little baby Vicodin!