Your drunken daughter posted a pictoral of fifteen ways to have fun with condoms on her MySpace page.
Do you:
A) View it as a public service annoucement for safe sex
B) Say in an interview, "She can't help being sexy, have you seen the size of her knockers?!"
C) Create your own diversion by having a serious make-out session with a relapsey reformed skank 
D) Get drunk and tell everyone to fuck off
Answers to WWBWD? Quiz:
A: Bitch, please. This is obviously a pansy-ass Lionel Richie solution, only he'd set it to music and have her star in the video.
B: EWWWW! We're talking the dude from Die Hard, not some perv papa like Joe Simpson!
C: Yep.
D: That would be the ever-gracious Mel Gibson approach.
Hahahahaha!
You'd think Ms. Potato Head would at least use a cute colorful condom, not one that looks like a giant maggot.
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