We just heard that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt followed up on their fun-filled Thanksgiving in Vietnam by spending Christmas Day in Costa Rica performing some kind of phila ... phila ... philanth ... good deed.
Well, OK. We didn't actually read to the end of the article. Because, frankly, who cares? You good-deed-doing celebrities are getting waaaaaaay too predictable. We get it. You, Angelina, are not a husband-stealing homewrecker. No, Angelina of the Enormous Lips, you are not a selfish, self-centered ho bag. You are Mother Theresa, but younger, prettier, and with much bigger knockers.
Now please. Do something selfish. No, we don't mean give Brad back to Jennifer, although that would be a nice gesture. But couldn't you go to Barney's and spend $20,000 on a purse or something? Because you're making us feel really bad about our overwhelming desire to sit around eating Christmas cookies and reading celebrity gossip sites.
*YAWN* I agree: very predictable.
Amen!
Couldn't agree more!
All the philanthropy and good deeds in the world don't make up for the homewrecking or the husband-stealing.
She'll need to throw a lot more money around and volunteer decades of her life to even come close to balancing out her self-centered ho-baggery.
Well, if the media wasn't after them all the time we wouldn't know nearly as much about them as we don't want to know now. I don't recall that they ever go around calling reporters every time they do something. Give them at least just a *slight* break sometimes!
And here is where I chime in with my oh-so-predicatable, "I like the Brangelina:.
Hey!
Who said you could come over here and contradict me? What do you think this is, an open forum where all opinions are welcome? Think again, my friends. I write this tripe FOR FREE, and for payment I expect SLAVISH ADORATION, and a few "yes, ma'am"s wouldn't hurt, either.
You realize, of course, that I am just kidding. Right?
I mean, about the slavish adoration.
I still think Brangelina sucks out loud.
Don't joke with me Poppy... I am intimidated enough by you already!
Which is why I happily give you my slavish adoration.
Yes Ma'am!
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