Hey, you're nobody these days if you haven't adopted an African orphan. First there was Angelina, then Madonna, now we hear Britney Spears is thinking about it ... who's next?
How much do you bet ... Michael Jackson?
Talk about someone who could use a Public Relations boost. And what a comeback for his "We Are the World" project!
Pros: Has three children, all named Michael. Or Prince Michael. Or something. So ... the orphan would have lots of elder Michaels siblings.
Cons: Setting aside the "ew" factor for a second, even though it's extremely difficult ... this is obviously not a stable situation for a child.
Not to mention that what with the pale, Goth skin, thick black hair AND a penchant for dressing in spacesuits ...
he might get mistaken
for Angelina Jolie.
And end up
in Tomb Raider III.
And nobody wants to see that happen.
I thought #3 was named "Blanket."
I'm pretty certain it's against all laws, Earthly and galactic, that Michael Jackson adopt children from anyone or anything. If this law is not yet in effect, I'm writing congress.
I have to agree with Bridget; there is just something so inherently wrong there that we probably need a constitutional amendment.
Actually, they call the third one Blanket, his actual name is...the same as the firsts.
Now, which of those facts is weirder?
I doubt Michael Jackson will be adopting a child of any other ethnicity other than white... if you haven't noticed, his children both miraculously have blonde hair.
He his truly beyond strange. What really creeped me out, is the face he is making while he is holding "blanket" over the railing! Okkkay. I think he needs some padded walls and a nice mean nurse for a couple of years. Sicko..