Reaction to the official announcement of the Tori Spelling/Dean McDermott pregnancy has been mixed.
Tori's mom, Candy Spelling: "I'm ECSTATIC! I'll buy the child the entire world and help them understand their mommy is a thankless bitch. I'm so excited! "
McDermott's first wife, Mary Jo Eustace: "I'm hoping this pregnancy will trigger Dean's brain to remember he has TWO CHILDREN ALREADY and maybe the asshole will START MAKING CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS instead of blowing money on tattoos of his "soul mate's" fake tits.
I also wish for this baby to be breech, colicky, and have an even horsier face than its husband-stealing whore of a mother."
Tori's dog, Mimi LaRue:" Really, A BABY?! Mabye she'll leave me the hell alone! WAHOO!!!"
While it's a nice thought, I don't think ANYTHING could have a horsier face than Tori.
She makes Mr. Ed look hot.
Chase, your forget Tori's MOM.
WA BANG! Now that's a grand slam ladies ;)
Well done from a Mary Jo suppporter up here in the great white north. Slam those home wreckers and pray for the baby.
Yet another catty remark--Tori must be REALLY good in bed (preferably in a dark room).