“No McDonald’s. Never. Over my dead body,”
Hmmm... methinks the fair Gwyneth should lighten the f**ck up...
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With the exception of the dramatic black eyeliner, Gwyneth is already the whitest person on the planet. Can't lighten up much more than that.
at least having kids lightened her up a tad -- i heard once she got pregnant with apple, she got off that mircobiotic diet, on which she ate mostly purified air.
It's so easy to live in a dream world like that (one without McD's for kids) when you've got money. The lady needs a reality check methinks. A Big Mac might look good on her.
I agree with the last commenter...a few Big Macs are all little Miss Serious needs if you asked me. That girl gets on my last nerve...
A few Big Macs are all she needs? Steph! Surely you jest.
I won't be satisfied until she names her next kid "French Fry."
But WOW what a cute baby! I just want to nibble on those cheeks!!
(sorry for the ray of sunshine I just snuck in...please continue the grumbling)
sorry - but I have to agree with her - how could you feed your kids fast food
and fast food is not inexpensive! nor faster!
and every time I hear someone criticize her name choice I wonder if they have just never read "Apple is My Sign" by Mary Riskind
Well, I can feed my kids fast food because I don't live a life full of absolutes and because I believe everything in moderation is just fine.
Yeah, well, when that kid is a teenager and is hanging out with friends and discovers McDonald's, you know he'll get hooked. Like Whitney on crack.
I agree with Kristin, everything in moderation. Miss High Horse needs to get a grip. I'm so sick of her parenting style - all holier than thou. Anything to be different.
are we all so jealous that she takes the time to really parent - because we know it isn't an issue of money -
I feel sorry for the poor, ignorant people who do ruin their health justifying giving McDonald's to their kids, you ladies obviously have the time and money to NOT feed your kids fast food - and if you truly do only have McDonald's in moderation then you know the stomach cramping diahrea that follows if your body isn't use to a big mac
I don't think anyone here is jealous of someone's parenting style... I think it is simply we are all tired of celebrities and their rather superior attitude.
Which is why this site exists.
Besides, we all know that the really disgusting things live in the ball pit.
oh, yeah - ball pit - can't do that one either . . .
and some people do listen to celebrities, and now might actually take the time to feed their kid a meal with a vegetable more often
- devil's advocate ;)
Well, hell... vegetables are a whole 'nother post!
Gwyneth looks like a blonde Elvira there. Girl needs a trim, stat.
The baby is precious, though. What a dolly.
Yes please, a haircut. That hair is fine for Averil Lavigne, but Gwyneth is in dire need of a trip to the salon.
But I'll also take the opportunity to stick up for her names. Apple and Moses are great names.
You people need to lighten up as does Gwenylth. Seriously. A little Micky D's every once in a blue moon never killed ANYBODY.
And I agree that Ms. Gwenylth needs to cut her hair! Good Lawd.
Sorry couldn't post yesterday, as I was purging my bowels at an Ashram in Carmel. The kids and Chad also enjoyed their cleansing and are currently enjoying a post-colonic feast of self-scavanged nuts and berries. Macro and microbiotic diets are so, well, so 2005. Self scavanging is the health wave of the future. Completely sustainable and I hear, enjoyed by the likes of Gwynnie and her posse. I couldn't agree with Kel more! Extremism is sooo inspiring -- the Christian Right, Bastardized Radical Islam...it's all good!
WTF! Its a frickin hamburger, get over it.