Another One Bites the Celery Stalk.

Didn't you know?
The hearse is the approved method of transportation for unwed moms of Scientologist babies.
Or it's a metaphor for her career.
You pick.

But you KNOW she still has stretch marks.

But WHERE is she storing those stretch marks?

She has NO ASS.... none... I like having a little junk in the trunk (of the hearse)
although I do hate her for her lack of thighs...

I was having the same thought about the hearse before I'd scrolled down far enough to see you were too. That is one creepy vehicle.

Skinny Bitch.
I hate her....oops, you already said that...

Maybe she killed Tom in a fit of postpartum rage? maybe? We can hope, can't we? :)

Where the hell did her ass go?

Um...hello? Excessive thinness? Sunless pallor? GIANT sunglasses at all hours? The ability to glide along effortlessly in the spikiest of shoes (no matter the terrain--movie premiere or soccer game)? Having Lestat's..I mean Tom Cruise's love child? AND riding in a hearse?

Clearly, she's become one of the undead. Maybe that's one of the tenants of Scientology less familiar to the general public?

Yeah, but she has to have sex with (gag) Tom Cruise. She's earned her thinness.

Her ass IS pretty flat, and I don't think many people find that attractive. That's what I'm telling myself, anyway.
About the hearse, I was thinking the same thing when I saw those curtains on the windows.

I doubt she has sex with Tom Cruise.
I doubt Tom Cruise has a penis.

Just tell me, how long do I have to go without eating to look like that

Seriously, I mean, if it's just like, you know, a few days, I might be able to pull it off, right?

OMIGOSH.

That can not be healthy. That's my only consolation.

EATING DISORDER...

Hollywood needs to go. Seriously, it does. We need to get rid of Hollywood and start New Hollywood, where beautiful, but REALISTIC people make movies.

YIKES

I personally suspect (and I'm basing this totally on pictures of Hollywood moms vs. all my mom friends who are trying with mixed success to lose their baby weight) that super-expensive, super strong diet pills have to be involved in at least some of these cases. Because how is it that every single Hollywood mom is back to a size two within a couple of months?

I mean personal trainers are well and good, but they're not miracle workers.

Do you think she lipoed her baby too after the birth? Perhaps a two for one deal. If so, it would definitely explain why it was MIA for so long (notice I do not apply a gender-It's hard for me to apply a gender to Tom Cruise and the same goes for that which he spawns).

Dammit Joey, I told you to stick with Dawson.

I'm thinking serious drugs, exercise, no breastfeeding and in fact, no mothering whatsoever, are responsible for these celeb mothers looking like they do.

I would curse them but I'd rather curse the patriarchy that thinks it's a GOOD idea to subtract the scary mother from the little woman and make us all look like we have never ever done anything so powerful as grow a human being and then squeeze it through our vaginal openings or through a slice made in our abdominal wall. Uh-huh.

Oh my lord she is thin. She is getting ready for her "Interview with a Vampire."

That hearse is very creepy.

Don't forget a High Colonic. That is supposed to be really good for the weight loss too. I hear you can even watch on a monitor. That would make me lose my appetite!

I'm thinking that misery is to blame. I mean, being miserable can make you gain as well as lose, right? The poor thing is probably so distraught when she wakes up every morning and sees that, 'no, this isn't a dream, I really did marry and spawn with Tom Cruise', she immediately loses her appetite.

Besides, ya'll are all right about the ass thing. My mama always said no man liked a woman who looked like her ass fell off. Of course, she was usually talking about my skinny ass at the time. It got to the point where I'd just drop on all fours wherever I was and start looking for my missing ass every time she brought it up.

Sometimes we assless can't help it anymore than the people with the opposite problem. Yeah, being assless might be more socialable acceptable, but it hurts to sit on unpadded surfaces :).

My right leg is bigger than her entire body. Seriously. :)

I can live with her being assless. Some people just don't have one. It's the totally flat stomach after looking like she'd swallowed a freakin' watermelon by the end (she was HUGE) that's killing me. She did just visit with Posh Beckham, so maybe she got some how to become skeletal without actually dying tips.

And why does it not surprise me that Tom has her drive around in a hearse. Seriously, who ARE these people??

She caught an eating disorder from Posh at the latest fashion week. They're contagious, did you know that?

I never thought she was attractive, even back when she might have had an ass.

Large glasses, sunken face, no baby in sight, thin as a rail... forget the whole diet pill idea (although you do know that vitamins get rid of PPD don't you?)

the girl is on meth. think about it.

or maybe it's the social worker in me....

The sad thing is, she probably cries herself to sleep every night over how FAT she is.

MY GAWD! Everyday mom is RIGHT! Look--"Kate" has even adopted Posh's posture!!
Nice observation, Everyday mom!

Look at her hand and wrist?! she looks as if she's been dead and decomposing for a while now...

Although, the vampire theory sounded more reasonable.

Whoa, have any of you read these comments?? Why is it that everyone loves to rip apart people that aren't like us. I have fat friends, skinny friends and those in between. My friends that are this size don't do anything harmful to be that size. What is she in her 20's and most of us are in our 30's and 40's. Good god women, how catty do we all need to be.

Time out Miss What????
I'm only 21, and it's not catty, it's simple observation. It's just not normal for a woman to pop out a kid and look like that. Lighten up. I'm happy you have healthy skinny friends, but we are not talking about normal people. We are talking about celebrities who starve themselves to stay in line with the Hollywood way. I'm sorry, but I think you're naive if you believe she naturally got that way. And I'm sorry but some of these comments crack my shit up.

So far, to look like that, I have to not eat, starve, do meth, take giant diet pills, be forced to have sex wit Tom Cruise, hang out with Victoria (Posh) Beckham and do a high colonic. Damn I hate hard work.

I would love to have her figure, she can keep the hearse.

And I still hate her.

So far, to look like that, I have to not eat, starve, do meth, take giant diet pills, be forced to have sex wit Tom Cruise, hang out with Victoria (Posh) Beckham and do a high colonic.

When I first read this, I thought you said you would have to do MATH.

Poor Katie!

Haha! After all that there is no way I'd be able to math or anything else for that matter. I can get pretty nasty after a couple of hours without eating.

I don't know, y'all --- I gained 5 pounds with my first and 10 with my second.

I was actually thinner after having my kids than I was when I started out.

Now before everyone comes unglued -- it was due to 9 months of puking my guts up on a daily basis.

It was pure misery and no wonder why I stopped at number 2.

Just sayin' that it is possible..

Oh no. She gained a ton of weight when she was pregnant, just like the rest of us.

She doesn't even have a pooch. Even skinny women who've had kids have a little pooch afterward. What the hell?

I hate her.

Maybe she's wearing a girdle to help with the pooch. OR maybe Tom has bought a colonic machine so that he can clean her out every day. (Hey, he bought an ultrasound machine...why not a shit sucker?)

Oh yeah, we could look just like that too... with major reconstructive surgery and no food at all since, oh, the beginning of puberty.

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