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Demi Moore, August 1991

Lesson learned: The third trimester can be smokin' hot.

Heidi Klum, Vitals Woman magazine, Sept. 2005

Lesson learned: Nude yoga while pregnant keeps you runway ready.

Britney Spears, Harpers Bazaar, Aug. 2006

Lesson learned: When sexy image is circling the drain from a gum-chompy interview, a new haircolor and some naked photos erase America's collective memory quite effectively.


Nova Schin non-alcoholic beer print ads, Sept. 2006

Lesson learned: Damn! Even fake beer gets you pregnant!

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11 Comments

Unbelievably sad.

Heh Heh! Do chicks like beer that much?

God...those beer babes are so clearly photoshopped its not even funny (some of them don't even have belly buttons in the middle of their belly!) Talk about taking the beauty of pregnancy down a notch.

That picture of Demi has always given me the creeps and what's with Heidi Klum's tongue? I hate to say it, but Britney looks the best of the bunch. She looks least likely to pop, and while she's obviously been photoshopped, they actually let her keep a little roll of back fat, so it doesn't look as nearly as eery as the beer bimbos.

The hands in the top two beer chick photos look absolutely identical.

Lesson learned? Nova Schin needs to hire better models, better stylists and way better photoshoppers. The ex-graphic designer in me can't stop cringing.

I feel like Demi's unborn child might have starved to death in there. I know it's been 15 years, but has anyone confirmed that this malnourished fetus is alive and thriving, without the prescence of a distended stomach?

I just hate them all because they remained thin while pregnant. Bitchez.

Poor Britney. She doesn't have any raising. A white-trash mom who pushed her into show business when she was a little girl. What can you expect? I feel sorry for her.

And Demi. Gross. No class at all. I remember that interview. She said that it was possible for women to have it all -- career, children and marriage.

Sure. If you have servants.

And I guess she was wrong about the marriage part (to Bruce, anyhow).

How come none of those gals got pregnant fat in the butt like I did???
I suppose all the extra cash for a physical trainer might have helped...Insurance should cover that!

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