According to People, Britney Spears just bought Sean Preston a $300 toy Escalade to tool around in.

Which is exactly the kind of white-trash move we've come to expect from the likes of her.
But what about the crunchy celebrity moms? What toy cars can they buy for their children? Where's Kate Hudson's Ryder's ride?

Someone needs to manufacture a toy-sized Prius.

A hybrid one.
That runs on breastmilk and formula.
You think this is bad? The Beckhams bought a $40,000 miniature Hummer for the little ones, identical to the one they drive.
I KNOW! How about letting the kids...ummm...WALK?!
I have to say though- Sean P is a whole lot cuter than Ryder! Anyone seen the scary Brit video? Yeesh. That girl is beyond a train wreck.
Alright, what is up with Brit Brit's hair? EEK. It looks awful. And Sean Preston is ADORABLE. Despite his head tramua. He's a cute kid. What scary Brit video is Vicky speaking of????
I think Kate would get her son a bike. Is that crunchy enough??
I also think that Sean P. would be safer in that toy car than being carried by Britney! Which it looks like Sean P. might make it to his first birthday. Poor little guy. He is cute.
Aww, personally I think Ryder is adorable. But then, I'm the crunchy type.
I think Sean Preston is so cute with those chubby baby cheeks. Hard to believe that is his mom. Ryder is cute, but it looks like his mom playing with his hair in that last pic and he is not a girl! Cut the poor boy's hair for goodness sake!
Lemme make sure I have this straight: Britney has purchased a car (for a measley $300) for her infant son, who is NOT A YEAR OLD YET, to drive?
With what motor skills is he going to do this feat?
My daughter is one (TODAY!!) and there is absolutely NO WAY I would give her one of those cars now, even if I did have an extra $300.
But, then again, I am careful about sun protection and obey child seat laws, so clearly our perspectives are a little different.
Poor Sean P. Can you imagine him in that mini-moving-coffin ?
I wish him luck. I hope he don' turn out COUNTRY like his mama.
Yes, i've seen the slurrin' an' burpin' video .. noice ..
Have you heard the latest? Britney & Kevin are going to renew their wedding vows in the next month or so. They've been married, what? Five minutes now? Is it customary these days to wait a whole...TWO...years before renewing your vows? Who are they trying to convince?
BWAHAHAHAHA! A hybrid of breast milk and formula? Just spit coffee all over my screen.
This is understandable that money makes people free. But what to do when somebody does not have cash? The one way only is to receive the business loans or short term loan.
It is cool that people are able to take the home loans and this opens up new opportunities.