Something to Crowe About

The Great Kate has finally wised up and dumped Black Crowes has-been Chris Robinson. I know this makes some of you sad, but I for one despised this guy. Well, to be more specific, I despised his beard. I mean, who could marry that thing?

Anyway, it's not like Kate won't have a shoulder to cry on. Her mom, Goldie Hawn, split from Kate's dad only to find the love of her life, Kurt Russell. Can any of us imagine now a Kurtless Goldie? Nyet. Nyet. A thousand times nyet.

Anyway, keeping with the grand tradition Kate has already established of following in her mom's footsteps, I'm rooting for one man and one man only to woo our heroine so that he may live with her and be her love.

That's right. Matthew McConaughey. Can you imagine a more perfectly suited couple? Let's have his people call her people, pronto.

9 Comments

By Kim on August 16, 2006 11:25 AM

They really broke up? I never knew what she saw in him, maybe parting from his hippy ways will help her to realize she needs to cut her daughters, er I mean sons, hair!

By Meg on August 16, 2006 1:28 PM

Yay! I hadn't heard that they split, but it was definately time, even if it's sad for the kiddo.

Yes, Matthew is the only suitable man for Kate and we must see to it that they end up together.

By Badger on August 16, 2006 2:22 PM

Rumor has it that Kate's got her eye on Owen Wilson, which makes her officially dead to me.

By my float on August 17, 2006 12:56 AM

Thank the heavens! But I can't agree with you about Matthew - I think Owen is a GT (Good Thing!)

By InterstellarLass on August 17, 2006 2:07 PM

Yeah, I always kind of wondered what the attraction was there. He's droopy and sad and messy looking, and she's so gorgeous and put together. Maybe now she'll get Ryder's hair cut.

By Erin (erin-erin-bo-berin) on August 17, 2006 3:37 PM

I'd take Matthew is a red hot minute! Wait. Oh, yeah. I'm married. Not to Matthew either. Glad my husband doesn't read these blogs! I forgot when I saw Matthew's face. I could have married him. But only if he promised to wear deodorant and not actually speak during sex...

Um, Fred Savage already had a little girl, and Elizabeth Vargas had another boy. Just FYI ;)

By O Mama Mia on August 17, 2006 9:21 PM

Ok, so I'm a huge fan of Kate's, but she may not have my Matthew McConahottie. Then again... she's a better choice that that Cruz chic.

By Tina on August 18, 2006 4:40 PM

She can't have Matthew! Don't ruin the fantasy of his single sexiness for the rest of us!

By the bee on August 19, 2006 3:30 AM

Sorry about the marriage Kate but here comes some advice,gets that child's hair cut, get him potty trained and in a bathing suit and give him a bath !!! Whew!
I feel better now .

Something to Crowe About