Kate and Chris took Ryder for a walk down Paparazzi Row just days after they announced their separation. Surely a few happy crunchy family pics will deflect attention from the messy Owen scandal. Nice work, Ry. Your check is in the mail.
Christie Brinkley trotted what's left of her family out to Disneyland to prove they couldn't be happier, even after learning their Daddy was an ass! Great smiles, kids. It must've sucked to be dragged to a photo-op, but you sure helped gird Mom's public image.
Gwen Stefani needed to generate interest in her newest album. So she's been posing for mother-son pics on the way to the studio! Brilliant PR strategy, Gwen!
Kate knew little Suri would make the photographers... Oh fuck. Stupid Scientology rules. Maybe a ridiculous pair of high heels would do the trick....
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Just love that Christie is also kitted out in red, white and blue! Very wholesome indeed.
While I doubt that she really exists, I do have to say I'm glad TomKat aren't parading "Suri" around for good PR. Lordy knows Tom could use it!
HHHOOOOWWWWW in hole hell is Katie, er um, KATE walking in those things? I don't know about y'all but I lost my equilibrium after giving birth. Where, again, is Suri?
Forget the shoes...what the hell are those pants she's wearing? Somebody call Stacie London, NOW!