For a while today, I wanted to be Kate Hudson's lawyer. According to Us Magazine's website:
Kate Hudson won a British libel suit yesterday against the National Enquirer, which in October 2005 published a photo of the actress, the daughter of comedian Goldie Hawn, looking particularly slim under the headline “Goldie Tells Kate: Eat Something!” The Enquirer will pay Hudson an undisclosed sum and print an apology.
Talk about a frivolous lawsuit. With cases like that, I'd be on easy street. I mean, who the hell cares what the Enquirer says? The only people who take that rag seriously wear tinfoil hats to keep aliens from brainwashing them. It's so obvious that the writers at The Enquirer just grab a bunch of paparazzi photographs and make stuff up ... any moron could do it.
And then it hit me. I don't want to be Kate Hudson's lawyer--who wants to go to law school at my age? No, I want to graduate from Mamarazzi Snarkstress to National Enquirer headline writer.
"Goldie Tells Kate: Put Some Clothes On!"
"Goldie Tells Kate: What is this, a Z. Z. Top video? 'She's Got Legs?'"
"Goldie Tells Kate: Don't you think you should wear a slip with that?"
"Goldie Tells Kate: Honey, your Uggs are longer than your skirt!"
"Goldie Tells Kate: I mean it, young lady! You're not leaving the house dressed like that! Now come back here and put some clothes on RIGHT NOW!"
It's been hot as hell around here for the past week, and I'll tell ya, if I had a body like that, I'd run around in nothing but a flimsy nightgown with the words "too hot for underwear!" painted on my ass, too... and I'd let people wonder if I meant myself, or the weather.
OH, I like your comments much better than that gossip rag. :) And I agree, I don't care how freakin' hot it is, please don't go in public half naked. It makes the rest of us jealous and makes my little boys ask questions that I don't want to answer just yet. thank you.
What the fuck kind of cheap ass flowers is she holding in that first picture? Looks like someone ran into Sav-On for some last minute flowers.
If my upper half looked like a 12 year old boy, I'd probably try that look too.
The flowers are more covered up, too. Guess they're embarrassed at looking cheap.
(Actually, I'm just jellus. I ain't seen my feet in years.)
I dont know....I'd dress that way if I had a body like hers!!!
Yeah, I'm with Jen...I'd be nakie too if I was sporting that body.
Good genes. You can't beat 'em.
Whoa. She's nekkid in that last 'un!
I think in that one with that husband of hers ...
Goldie tells Kate ... run ... there's a wastoid following you ... oh wait, that's your husband.
If I had a body like that, Goldie could tell me anything she wanted...and I would dress however I wanted.
I think the flowers were from a fan. He stopped at the Sav-On.