So many juicy, lustfully, snarky things to discuss on this fine Tuesday. Where do I lash out first? My desire to see Kate Hudson take some scissors to her kid's hair seemed to frustrate a few, so how dare I stir the pot by pointing out that her brother Oliver Hudson (who?) got married over the weekend.
Ready for the stir? Wonder if her kid wore his hair in a bun to the wedding like he did on this fine, sunny California afternoon.
Or I could point out that this picture of Brit and Federslime is the first taken of the two of them together since March 25th. Yes, I see the obvious “empty stroller” snark, but *yawn.*
Then there’s sad Denise Richards, who mistakenly thought she could wash the skank off her snatch in an oversized champagne glass during a Pussycat Dolls performance. The smile on her face makes me think she intends to wash using only Dom Perignon--paid for with her Sheen Kidz Child Support.
And this Tuesday would be a total Mamarazzi loss if I failed to mention Matt Damon and Luciana welcomed their baby girl, Isabella, on Sunday. Congratulations to them both! Now, Damons, the stakes are high; thanks to the Jolie-Pitts, you can no longer pocket the baby pic moulah. So quick! Develop the Born Identity Talented Mr. Ripley Foundation.
However, even with all the celebrity parenting news on this Tuesday: I simply “Could use a little more cowbell."
Hilarious! More Cowbell!
BTW, did you hear that Britters defended driving on the freeway with Sean P on her lap by saying that she did it with her father, and that they're "country?" My darling husband pointed out that when Britters' pops drove with her on his lap it was probably on some abandoned dirt road, not on a Los Angeles Freeway. Not the same thing Brit.
Yeah, Kate's son looks like a girl. Next thing you know his ears'll be pierced. At least KFed shaved that awful growth from his face.
I love Christopher Walken. That dude rocks!
Chatty - I did read her country comment yesterday, and isn't that a story switcheroo? The first go round she was frantically trying to escape violent paparazzi, now, she's just country. Since she's now "country" are we to assume Kevin is also her first cousin?
Thanks for including the link to that SNL video! I love Will Ferrell banging that cowbell. My fave of Christopher Walken on SNL is where he's the sleazy guy talking directly into the camera - trying to seduce the viewer. So cheesy!
I'm glad that Matt Damon has a baby girl. I think every parent should have at least one to be able to enjoy the torrential mood swings of pre-teen PMS!
Oh dear, Britters and K Fed first cousins...a new twist! Can we confirm that Sean P does indeed have thumbs?
Observation #1:
Why do Olivers always get the hot chicks (ref: Green Acres)?
Observation #2:
Good times. No Black Crow(e)s at this beach either. Must be the lack of garbage.
Observation #3:
By the look of things, Britney, now it is YOU who is the toxic one.
Observation #4:
I like my martini dry, not dried up.
Obeservation #5:
Good hunting, Will!
Observation #6:
Just what every successful party needs, a good Cosmopolitan.
Brit, I don't care if you're a little bit country or a little bit rock n' roll, buckle up your kid! Freakin idiot.
so, pretty much thinking kate hudson wants a girl-child...
denise richards... again, i want to smack her.
Put Kate's little boy in a kimono and he and Christopher could look like twins.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one, Angie.
"You pooped in the potty? You have done well, grasshopper."