Happy Father's day, we love you so! You kept us warm
and watched us grow
You helped us reach astounding heights
and didn't bring prostitutes home at night.
You hid it well when we stunk bad,
Thanks for knocking up a mother and becoming a dad!
This brought a tear to my eye.
Hallmark needs you.
Ahhhh Susie, you have such a way with words ;-) Great post!
Well, I for one have the warm fuzzies....
Love this for so many reasons - the cadre of stinky Federlines, the photo that made Jennifer Aniston drink bleach, Crazy-Eyes McSheen, Ashley "Electra" Simpson, etc.
Nicely done!
Awww...now how sweet is that? Don't we live in such an inspiring worlds? (smirk)
amen.
Does Brad have a--gasp!--WART on his pinky?
The best was the look on Tom's face!
OMG how funny is that picture?
Brad?
uhgg
I can't get over he and slutty Mc slut doing what they did to Jen.
(like I am close personal friends with her...get it? Friends?)
Why do Brad and Angelina dress their cute little girl like a boy? Don't get it. With all the cute little girl clothes they could afford to buy they have her dressed like a boy.
That picture of Ashlee Simpson and her dad is so...something. And, Tom Cruise and what's-her-face...that's how short he is! A 10 year old little girl can reach the top of his head. Scientology stunts growth. You heard it here first.
Lisa is the word you are searching for along the lines of creepy, incestuous, or vile? Cruise is 5'7" and probably shrinking as I type. Great job Susie!
I read tons of blogs and am always annoyed by commenters who leave negative comments. Just don't read it, right? Well, that's my plan, but I had to say something. I love gossip sites. Read them all day. But there's something truly nasty, judgemental and mean-spirited about your site. From the comments about Britney being a bad mom (who made you the best mom?) to the speculation that certain people have c-sections b/c of STD's. It's wholly unconfirmed and just ridiculous. I'll stick with Pinkisthenewblog and Perez. You girls are just nasty.
You know, Sandy has a point. Can we stop making fun of Britney for a while? And make fun of Michael Jackson, instead?
Because honestly, until I saw that picture of his OWN CHILD with a wad of chartreuse gunk wadded around its head, I had sort of forgotten the whole veiled-child-dangled-over-the-hotel-balcony thing. And I am horror-struck ALL OVER AGAIN.
Is it too late to arrest him for it? ;)
"Nasty" ??? I'll take it. At least she's calling us girls ;-)
Uh. It's Miss Jackson if you're nasty. Kthx.
Oh...gotta love those anonymous commenters...and leaving a name only is still "anonymous" to me.
I love this site. And if loving Mamarazzi is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
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