Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas recently announced that they had decided to stop at two children--Dylan, 5, and Carys, 3. Of course, anyone with half a brain can understand why.
Would you let your daughter boink this?
Michael Douglas is Nosferatu. You know, the undead. As played by Max Schrecht in the eponymous movie ... and then Klaus Kinski in the remake.
I mean, does anyone else see the resemblance? or is it just me?
And there is no way this beautiful young woman is going to let that foul, despicable creature touch her again.
See? That's a cross peeking through the paper her bouquet is wrapped in. And he'd better not try to get too close.
Watch it, CZ! He's moving in for another try at your jugular ...
but she foils him! She's wearing the cross! Hahahaha! She laughs and flips her hair in glee.
So she's got a cross ... and she knows how to use it. What she needs now is a spike to drive through his heart.
Did I say Spike ... ?
Heh heh heh.
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The scary thing is that the tabloids insist he's had work done and he STILL looks like that!
Oh well. It's infinitely preferable to plastic man Bruce Jenner...
An excellent point!
Are those garlic cloves I see in that bouquet?
hmmm--this is the one H thought was mean? I mean, I guess if we knew these people. Otherwise, it is absolutely hysterical. Don't you love it how celebrities feel they have to announce these things? "We might still have sex, but we've decided to stop procreating!" --Movie at eleven.
mmmmm....Spike....
thanks for that.
She is gorgeous and he is just gross. What is it about young women and old men ~ not older, just OLD!
Oh. Happy, happy Spike.
Doesn't anyone else think that Spike looks like Brigitte Neilsen, that androgynous Amazon who was briefly married to Sylvester Stallone?
OK, fine. He looks like hell. But he's in his 60s and I insist that looking oldish when you are oldish isn't the end of the world. It's just his blond hair that gives me the creeps.
Totally gratuitous Spike photo. Okay, I can totally get behind that idea. More gratuitous sexy vampire photos, please.
Huh? I could swear that I read about him having some work done a while back....what happened? Did he get too close to the sun and melt? Ew.
Poor Michael Douglas looks as if he has already been embalmed.
Spike...yummy.
I think it's cool when people, even movie stars, look their age. And if you think CZJ is not at least 10 years older than she SAYS she is, you've got a lot to learn!
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