Kate Hudson, I'm Begging You

May
30

Kate Hudson, I'm Begging You

I’ve always been drawn to Kate Hudson. She’s got a glow about her that obviously radiates from her core, and I’d like to ask the bartender for a double of whatever she’s drinking.

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And everyone likes that she’s believably crunchier than a bowl full of granola.

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But seriously, Kate. For the love of all Supercuts locations nationwide. Get your kid a haircut. I can’t handle the idea of what happens to that hair when he eats (it’s the same concern I have over your husband’s beard). Perhaps there’s some Hippie Reservation that has some craft gift shop that sells Hippie Boy Hairclips.

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Gah! Damn it Kate. I didn’t say go pick up some flowers and snag yourself the latest in Obe Wan Kenobi wear. Get out the Yellow Pages, woman, and find the nearest Supercuts, posthaste!

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15 Comments

not only does the hair need to go, but also, the pacifier! the kid is old enough to not need a binkie in public...

It is that damn pacifier that makes me want to smack her silly every time I see a photo of him with it. I wonder how pissed off she gets when people ask her about her 'little girl'.

Oh god, he's growing up to the the fourth Hanson. *whimper*

The very MOMENT she dreads that hair, I'm starting a Katecott!

WOW!! I had no idea the kid was crunch now! Poor boy, he is going to be so pissed when he gets older. LMAO And yes, I am with you Lucinda, one dread and I will no longer be a fan!!!

I hope Cindy Crawford is reading this, too...

Like father, like son.

I'm so glad that my kids are all girls. At least I'll be glad until they are all premenstrual at the same time.

Use the force, Kate...pick up the scissors

I just realized that her kid was a boy.

UGH. Like father like son indeed. And that's not a good thing. And that poor little boy. He's gonna have ISSUES. I wonder what Goldie thinks??

I've got five bucks says that when he's 14, that boy will be not only wearing a short back and sides haircut, he'll be wearing a Lacoste tennis shirt with the collar popped. And madras shorts. And boat shoes.

Seriously... who cares? He's cute, he's a kid, I doubt he cares that he hasn't had a haircut. Leave her alone.

Her kid AND husband needs a freakin' haircut. Actually, she needs a new husband! She's way too beautiful for him!

Uh yeah because looks is all that matters in a marriage? (sigh)What grade are you going to be in?

Hopefully a grade that has advanced beyond beginning written sentences with "Uh".

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