Because after the past couple of weeks

we could use some cheering up.

Have a happy Fourth of July!

In a recent interview promoting his new movie Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Shia LaBeouf mentioned that he gets his sense of humor from "... seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, (and) my mom being naked."

Shia loves talking about his mom. In Playboy magazine's June 2009 issue, he talked about her a bit. First, he talked about how his hippie mother would walk around their home naked:

"The nudity was weird, especially when her friends came over. All of them would just be naked around the house. That was strange for me, and it was really bizarre when my friends were there."

"You've got your little buds over, and Mom's, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She's in the middle of goddess-group time, where it's literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another's bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time."

So just how much did little Shia mind all this domestic goddess weirdness?

Then he went on to discuss his feelings:

"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother," he says. "She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."

Well, then! That's quite the compliment. We think.

Yes, the Mamas of Razzi are hot tomatoes, and don't you forget it. But as moms ourselves, we wonder what we'd think if one of our little darlings told the world that they feel our hotness and like it. A whole lot.

In fact, we're freaking out a little just thinking about, well, all of this. Please help us out by answering the question below.

We interrupt this time of celebrity death, speculation about the celebrity death and who the biological parents of the dead celebrity's kids are and whether or not the dead celebrity's abusive, stage-parent parents should be raising the supposed offspring of that uber-talented and uber-messed up now-dead son, to bring you some happy, non-legal advisor celebrity parent news:

Spiderman Tobey Maguire and his wife Jennifer Meyer slipped under the celebrity birthing radar by adding a baby boy to their brood on May 8th.

However, it's been nearly TWO MONTHS and the new baby's name has not been announced. So let's take some of the heat off little Duvet/Coverlet/ Afghan and his older sibs and spend the day guessing what this new baby's name could be.
(Here's a helpful hint, the baby's big sister was officially dubbed "Ruby Sweetheart" by these same parents.)

So, new reports have surfaced which indicate that neither Debbie Rowe nor Michael Jackson are the biological parents of Jackson's 2 oldest children... that's fine. Many families turn to donor embryos when facing infertility and it's a perfectly acceptable and loving way of creating a family. However, legal laws being all legal like do require an adoption of the child by the (receiving) parents... it is to protect everyone's rights, most especially the child's.

However, apparently MJ never completed that pesky little part of the equation... maybe it was too hard for him to scrounge up a Family Law attorney? Which of course, leaves the future of Paris and Michael Jr. a bit iffy. As of this moment, the law simply regards them as a couple of kids who lived with Jackson... they aren't legally entitled to his estate.

Probably this is the type of thing which can be easily settled as it's fairly well documented that these little darlings were his children and he thought of them and treated them as such etc etc... but damn, come on!

Mamarazzi is frustrated.

photo - TMZ.com

The Mamas would like to remind everyone that whether you loved or loathed Michael Jackson, there is a silver lining to his death.

Photo courtesy of Yahoo Images.

We'll probably go at least a week without hearing about these people:

Photo courtesy of People.com.

We get so intertwined with our idols that when they die, their deaths hit us hard.

Whether it's Buddy Holly, Elvis Presley, John Lennon, or Kurt Cobain, when a star of that magnitude dies, fans go into shock. And they mourn. Maybe not for the star so much as for a little bit of their youth.

So just this once, let's ignore the craziness. Michael Jackson is leaving behind millions of fans who will never see his like again.

Not to mention three children.

Whatever we might think of his private life--and we've thought about it quite a bit--let's not rake it all up again. If not out of respect for Michael Jackson himself, then for the millions of fans who loved him.

After all, no one needs Perez Hilton spreading rumors that his heart attack was faked, or slamming him on twitter in an on-line spat with Pete Wentz and Ashley Simpson.

So we're going to do what the man suggested himself, and leave him alone.

R.I.P.

Perpetual California golden girl Farrah Fawcett has died after a long battle with cancer. She was 62.

With her perfect golden hair and her glorious smile, Farrah was the angel most of us wanted to be.

The Mamas offer their condolences to Farrah's family and friends.

Check out the bling! This was Buzz Aldrin, second human on the moon, 40 years ago.

Here's 79 year old Buzz, with Snoop and other hip hop playas commemorating the 40th anniversary of the first Moon landing. Enjoy and bust a move.

Just in case you can't see the embed, click here.

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10 months ago they renewed their vows in a televised Hawaiian spectacular but last night they announced, to their eleventy billion viewers, that they are officially separating and Jon is moving to New York.

He is, "excited" and "wants his old life back"... which sort of makes him sound like a douche.

Kate, not Mamarazzi's favorite person, seemed genuinely depressed and barely holding it together...

It was not unlike watching a train wreck.

Mamarazzi thinks maybe they should have quit the show before they quit the marriage.

You?